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Sunday, May 25, 2008

here's a good question

do girls assume that guys understand them when they talk about their (usually long) story?

Hani gadis metropolitan
Tahu serba-serbi
Falsafah dan seni juga menyanyi
Pandai ikut rentak

Hani gadis metropolitan
Banyak tinggi baca
Dan jejaki kota-kota dunia
Hidup ikut zaman

Tetapi sayang oh sayang
Dia tak pandai memasak

Oh goreng lempeng lempengnya hangus
Oh goreng lempeng lempengnya hancus
Oh goreng lempeng lempengnya haus
Oh perut ku kosong
(Oh dah bunyi keroncong)
(Apa nak buat)
(Oh namun begitu)

Dia tetap ratuku

Oh dialah satu
Oh dia haniku
Oh dialah ratu
Oh dia haniku

Oh dialah satu
Oh dia haniku
Oh dialah satu
Oh dia

sebuah lagu exists, Hani Lempengngya Hangus

guys like me.. find that if there's no food at home... then there's actually no reason at all to stay home...

lelaki can lepak kedai kopi malam2... duduk sembang2... tidur rumah kawan pun takde masaalah.....

chuma last time i talked to a normal biasa2 friend... (yes.. a normal biasa2 friend... sebab for me untuk ada teman istimea ke special friend ke or what, the chances are the same as having ramadhan jatuh pada bulan haji)


"u look at this generation. women who know how to cook... diorang yang special"

"ahahahahah. tk special. malahan di kutok lagik ade"

"haha.. kutok?? siapa yang kutuk?"

"yarh.. da blaja tinggi2 abeh masok dapor gak. same old stigma"

"haha... abeh takkan tak masuk dapor.. toilet selalu kat sana"

"master bedroom ade toilet. aahahaha"

"tul jugak. ice box?"

"masok dapor as in memasask, basuh baju.. omg, i sound just like my mum. hahaha!"


taufik bebual merepek sey.. takkan tak masuk dapur sebab toilet... oh well, never thought of it this way.. my friends and i always like to poke fun around girls yang tak pandai masak...

ok but whatever, this blog is not meant to give enlightenment whether to know how to cook is the 'true path of righteousness' or what..

so i think and think la... how to reconcile this two things eh... i think guys are smart.. they just never mention the things that women are better at than them.. they just keep quiet... k but whatever...

my personal opinion? if my future-wife wants to work... i'll let her work if her job is what she always wanted to do.. kira cham work for 'passion' la.. no coz terpaksa...

i'd rather terpaksa hidup dalam keadaan miskin dari terpaksa nak kena charik duit lebih and buang masa... just an opinion...

but anyway, got decided, to help out my future-wife...


Clean the dishes
i find that i am quite competent at this. plus, biar kulitnya (my future-wife) sentiasa lembut dan berseri.. chey!


and that's all yg confirm...

haha.... yang list pat bawah ni.. are the PENDING ones..


Lipat Baju
i think i can do this, but i prefer to hang them je.. no fold marks.. nak pakai senang... just need her to put them pat dalam closet.. coz im chaoticaly organized.

Chuchi Baju
Sayang nya, bab chuchi baju, it's best to let the wife do.. coz if i do, aku masukkan je sumer dalam washing machine tu... ada je nanti baju putih jadi pink... Kalau nak jemur kain, i can do.. tapi what are Dryers for??

Kemas Rumah
Sapu boleh... Mop boleh.. Lap-lap boleh.. tapi susun benda, letak barang2 di tempatnya.. im the worst person to do it...

Masak
I dun mind kalau my future-wife tak tahu masak.. hahaha.. but my mom does.. aku pernah tinggal kat rumah duerang je dgn abang.. and dedua tak tahu masak... yet i gained weight... hari2 makan the same thing (cereals, lunch at school, mlm goreng masak some instant meal)... which im used to.. dulu tinggal hostel 5 tahun pun eat the same routine meals..

(and fyi, my house, dalam sebulan, i think 5 kali je BUKAN ayam...)

and i really dun mind kalau my future-wife masak sedap tak sedap.. coz, my toungue isnt that sensitive to tell whether a makanan is sedap ke tak sedap actually (janji kenyang).. so dun ask me whether its too masin or sweet or what... and i definitely prefer she dun use chilli at all in her cooking. haha..

The Most Important
i need her to tell me when a makanan itu da basi ke tak...


yes, i still ask my mom makanan da basi ke tak sampai skrng.. coz kalau tidak, aku main makan je...



my graduation ceremony is on the 29th May, 4pm... please go to http://www.np.edu.sg/imc/graduation2008/webcast.htm to see the web telecast...

oh.. and i googled about the story on Singapore banning two porn sites... some links are the news reports.. then the rest were links form ppl's blog about it

macham kelakar, ada orang upset about the ban.. about rights la.. whatever...

it's just 2 porn sites la dey? get a life.

ada say, there are just too much of adult-sites, banning two cham takde faedah.. and i was like.. so why make a fuss about it (tulis pat blog sumer this move tak efficinet la apa) menyenyeh and complain je kerja...

haha.. tapi i was surprised to read about this.. it was titled 'Starhub (Unprofessionally) Banned Singaporeans From 2 Porn Sites'

"May I say Starhub has rather an unusual (or perhaps unprofessional) way to restrict home users from access these sites? No doubt it you type in the full url of the banned site (i.e www.domain.com) you are stopped and directed to their dedicated landing page, but here’s the interesting part. If you type the url without ‘www’, you are in! My guess is, they just blatantly banned the full domain URL instead of the IP, now that’s really silly."

... lalalalaaaaaa

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Md. Taufik
anak mat
a.k.a mat_tau
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fueled by caffeine
hates chili
NP graduated beb!
NUS student (Freshie, Yr2)
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